lucky dog there was this guy, right? and he stayed in one of the flats above me in a tennement block in edinburgh. well, i shouldn't really be saying anything, i mean, it's only a rumour... but one day, i was in the pub, and i got talking to this bloke and it turns out that he stays in the same building as me. i was busy telling him some useless story i'd heard from my friend about ellen, you know, that hilarious comedy on channel 4. when this creepy neighbour walks into the pub. well, the guy next to me starts going off on one about how he'd caught this dude at the window giving his dog a good seeing to. apparently this bloke could quite often be seen at his window, dog in front, 'admiring the view' as it were. anyway, this is the smelliest most vile dog you've ever seen in your life! the man obviously has no taste, i mean, it wasn't even a pedigree, let alone clean! thankfully, the man in question has now moved away, and has taken 'lucky dog' as it is now known, with him