You'll Never Go To Heaven Oh you'll never go to heaven In a biscuit tin Coz a biscuit tin Got biscuits in Oh you'll never go to heaven In a Skoda car Coz a Skoda car Won't get that far Oh you'll never go to heaven In a Playtex bra Coz a Playtex bra Won't stretch that far Oh you'll never go to heaven In a baked bean tin Coz the Lord won't let No smelly ones in