Once apon a time........................................... One apon a time, there was a young boy named Roy. He was a happy little boy, until the day when he discovered girls. He got himself a girlfriend, and before he knew it, she had fallen pregnant. It went on like this a further 3 times. The cycle started again.............. Once apon a time there was a young boy named Roy. He was a happy little boy, until............... ( Well you know the rest!)