dog story i remember last year me and this cab driver took acid and went back with my mate and his rough bit of trade to a tower block in the east end. They went off for a shag leaving me and the cabbie tripping on the balcony .I was chucking eggs off the balcony trying to hit cars and drinking vodka. The cabbie went for a sit down, and my mate's trade's labrador came out on the balcony and started riding my leg. I thought it was a laugh and encouraged the beast, saying "Come on. I know you want it." And then the dog shot its load all up my leg , went indoors and fell asleep. Males. THEY'RE ALL THE SAME...