It was Saturday night. I wore my
We met at Ritchies for cocktails, and onto
Janet paid for us to get in and I got the first
round. They were playing
In the toilets there was a felt pen hanging from the ceiling and paper stuck all around the walls. I think I
must have been by now so I grabbed the pen and started to draw cartoons of all the
people that came into the toilet.
Suddenly someone slapped me on the bottom, scuse me, I nearly swollowed the end of my beer
bottle. How I thought.
Later I noticed them, they were kissing someone else but at the end of the night
I gave them my number anyway.
. . . . . .
They called and we talked for ages, but I sort of lost interest when
they kept mentioning
not to mention
. . . . . .
But we did meet,as ye do,
in a pub in town where I gave them my best
I kept my distantce, not sure if I wanted to get
After the pub we went to a club. . . .
It was dark and empty with a blonde girl in stockings taking the money.
We were the first up on the dance floor and stayed there most of the night.Things
were getting
When a really cute came in. I didn't really notice the newcomer but they did. I felt
It all ended in
RORY RORY TELL ME ANOTHER STORY
MAKE HASTY RETREAT
... the kettle has boiled
