Cocktail Mania!

Smarties Pukin Traffic Lights

Ingredients 2 Bottles Red Mad Dog 20/20
2 Bottles Green MD 20/20
2 Bottles Yellow MD 20/20
6 Members Smarties Puking Club
1,200 Bikers
3 Large, wet, muddy welsh fields in Febuary

Method Distribute 1,200 bikers around the fields (ensuring plenty of mud is spread around, some may freeze to death, don't worry)

Each member of the Smarties is to drink one large mouthfull of 20/20 from one bottle.
Swallow.
Then Drink From the next bottle, ensuring you keep to the correct order for traffic lights.
Repeat until you can't remember what traffic lights are, or you stop feeling cold.
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