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Cocktail Mania!
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red russian
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Ingredients
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vodka, blood of gravy sucking capitalist pigs
(not just the gardenvariety of capitalist pigs)
a pinch of paprika
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Method
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sprinkle paprika between thumb and index finger
pop off the little uninformed head
take big swig of vodka from bottle
wash down with warm blood directly from neck
lick paprika from hand
hum the Internationale with a little glimmer in your eyes
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