It was dark outside when Donald answere the door. She had said she would be there at 6 o clock but now it was more like 9.00. She was an archivist and asked if she could sort through the garbage

For a moment he thought she might be a performance artist. But she didn't seem quite as psychotic as most of the people he'd met latelty so he emptied the trash bin onto the floor..

Donald made a living nowadays as a pitter in a date factory.

.............

She spent days trailing around after him, collecting video footage for her net site and listening to stories about the time Shiela Tequilla and he had "been too much for Naples".

The pantomime developed loosely around the tale of Cinderella. Donald was Donald, the Prince was a lawyer, the Sista a tax collector and Buttons a cosmonaut.

It all went well until the night of the performance, when, after drinking the free vodka, Donald upchucked on a police officer

She set fire to the latest TIME magazine

and the hotel fire alarm went off at 5.00am in the morning. They all looked dog rough, except for Donald who had matching blue cotton Pyjamas.

They never found out "who done it" but it became the basis for a hit motion picture.